From the recording It's a Trap
Lyrics
Off the map and they're wandering through a wonderland
A strange place they were sent there by a wizard's hand
Sought a hammer but I think they went and made him mad
Sold him out to Golden Mantle but that wasn't the plan
All these things that they're seeing and they can't explain
Lots of monsters with no weakness that deliver pain
They're the heroes of Donin, won't be slowed down easy
Til a shop appears and makes them suddenly uneasy
They peak inside and they look around
At all the shelves stocked full of things you'd buy in a town
Or is it an illusion two of them see nothing
And the shopkeep at the counter's hands are casting something
It's a trap The shelves are empty and the shopkeeper's casting
Time to scrap They think they got us but it's us who're blasting
That's a wrap A tricky shopkeep in a golden outfit
With prices so good that they did something about it
Look at that They made a window pulled it out of thin air
That's a craft And they installed it in a second I swear
This is bad They had to chase them far away from the shop
Couldn't risk em warning others had to get the drop
It took a while but the heroes eventually found
That the shopkeep wasn't really gonna take em down
She couldn't speak and she used her magic
To communicate with customers in place of sign language
They wish they could care but they don't have the time
More things on their mind than a petty crime
The world is at stake now they gotta get moving
Evil god is on the rise don't need your disapproving
Have a nap Is what they said as they finished the job
Take their crap Is what they said as they looted the bod
And they left the looted body right in front of the place
Of two dudes they barely knew who let them sleep in their space
Not a trap They didn't know she was actually deaf
Oops our bad Was casting spells so she could hear what they said
But they don't wanna blame themselves, it's rather suspicious
It's so easy to assume that everything is malicious
It's a trap It's been a trap the entire time
That's a wrap Manipulated by a wizards mind
This is bad A curse on the name of the dwarven hammer
Distracting everybody from the current matters
Now they're back To the mortal plane, gotta go and clear their name
Heroes make good villains when their goals are sought with zero shame
Bringing back a fallen god, darkness spreading far beyond
Cataclysm closing in gotta build the justice rod