From the recording King Torinn
Lyrics
There he is he’s the Dragonborn who ran from home
Silver scales now they’re black and he’s not alone
Brought some friends though he really should have known
That a war is going on and concern should be shown
Now come with me and we’ll oversee all the people you will lead
But before you take the crown your cousin Yourkris wants to fight you
and defeat you and dethrone your crown
break you down show the people that
Torin the Black is an incompetent jerk and he is unfit for his job
He went and walked away from his family’s name
I say we let him stay away he’s not wrong
Wish I could defeat him and I might in a fair fight
But the battle sways with the help of fey so I have to say goodbye
and goodnight
Please allow me to introduce you to the things you need to be our king
You got no education, it’s a sorry situation, so I’ll have to teach you everything
But first Please tell your dark elf friend to stop selling his drugs to all our kids
We actually don’t mind the drow but the kingdom as a whole is hopelessly addicted
to the drugs and now you
Tell your friends That they can also Make decisions Like a king
I’m starting now to think
Torrin the Black is a traitorous brat and he is unfit for his job
We should have listened to Yourkris
He tried to tell us he was right and we were wrong
The deal he made with the fey it had a cost and it is being paid
The islands have inhabitants, unwanted and disastrous
I think that our new king should have stayed away
The whole kingdom on drugs
And some strangers call the shots
Elves and gnomes are now Attacking oh the havoc it has wrought
He sent some soldiers to the bottom of the sea
Now he’s drinking and I’m thinking that we gotta solve it quickly with the
Circle of wizards casting spells beyond limits
Of imagination Breaking laws of evocation
Seeing more than divination Ending fey cause devastation
Torin the Black is a drunk and a fraud and he should not have his job
He led an army of fey to a war on our place and he’s finally dropped the ball
If our islands were a ball
Our floating islands fall to the sea as the spell that was cast interrupted the weave
And though the fey can’t reach us anymore, we’re plummeting right towards the floor
And we should be mad as we plummet down
But we asked him here we had him found
We begged him please come home and lead
He’s not really what our people need