From the recording Pirate on a Dinosaur
Lyrics
Well our words seem to stun them
They were charging in now they’re just standing around looking shy
And they’re looking for a sign and their eyes shoot up high
Standing on the building there’s a guy
It’s the elf standing menacingly
Got a bag of gold laughing smiles at me
Wanna take me down if you think you can you can try
But if you let the orcs attack
Then the townsfolk they will die
There he goes he’s leaping now he’s diving from the roof
Into town where he’s southbound with plans to be aloof
And you know that the townsfolk need protecting the orcs are our objective
What’s that? We’re already running and we can’t hear what you’re saying
Juno quick he’s getting away with a bag of money and a look on his face
If he makes it far he’s sure to escape
It would put us to shame and leave our guild disgraced
I bet I can catch him cause he’s on a horse
I could change to one myself and we could chase him of course
But I got a better plan a form that’s reinforced
A massive scarry scally heavy
DINOSAUR
Pirate on a Dinosaur we’re giving chase
As the dark elf runs away with a smile on his face
Now he’s jumping on a horse so a horse we will shoot
He finds another horse we don’t hesitate to shoot that one too
Says he wants no fight understands he is beat
That’s right I got a dinosaur you’re not going far on your feet
Now we got him so I guess that we should go back
We agree the tavern’s under brutal attack
This orc he just keeps stabbing and I wish he would stop
This spear is closer to me than the friends that I brought along
I hear you Zorren and I’m firing as fast as I can
But we’re outnumbered and we’re going to need a plan
We know we’re two down still have enough to fight
Thunderwave to make some room to firebolt and stay alive
I’m hitting every shot so I just gotta make them count
Hope those two come back here soon
Ogres’s gonna break the tavern door down
Pirate on a Dinosaur we’re coming back
Into town running proudly with the dark elf in hand
Our timing was impeccable we happen to see
Jett and Zorren taking down the remaining enemies
We tell them both good job but they’re both really angry
That orc would not stop stabbing and he almost had me
And not to mention the townsfolk were nearly attacked
Took a minute but they learned to use their guns and fought back
You don’t understand
No they don’t it was a
Pirate plus Dinosaur its basic addition
We caught a famous criminal and ignored the mission
Objective was in fact to keep the townsfolk safe
So we made our own objective to ensure that he didn’t escape
We’d say that we regret it but we did it our own way
You’re both just lucky me and Jett were there to save the day
Ferocious like a pirate and titanic like a dinosaur
Mercenary Allosaurus Swashbuckling Carnivore